People Tell Me What To Do #9

(A Good D-Train Solution)

The Oscars are happening tonight, and if there is one thing that should probably be etched on my tombstone it’s that I fucking love the Oscars. (Here lies Amy Blair. She fucking loved the Oscars. Sounds good to me?). 

But, as with so many good things, the Oscars aren’t really going to be happening for me this year. They start at 8:00 here on the east coa…