People Tell Me What To Do #6

(A Good D-Train Solution)

After I got married, I went on one hell of a honeymoon to Australia, New Zealand, and Tahiti. We went for three weeks, and I thought, this is the life for us. Before we got married, I had traveled all over Europe, Asia, and Africa. The honeymoon was for Oceania. And in my mind, next up was South America. 

But of course, we never went to South America. We…