People Tell Me What To Do #12

(A Good D-Train Solution)

My marital bed has self-destructed.

First, I was making the bed one day when I accidentally put my fist straight through one of the seams of the pillowcase. Then, remember that adorable little kitten I adopted after my ex moved out and took my cats with him? The kitten started peeing on my bed. I try to keep him out of my room, but my kids open the door.…